Pretties for you, 1969 Titanic Overture [1:09] 10 Minutes Before the Worm [1:27] Sing Low, Sweet Cheerio [5:33] Forget, remember nothing The force came from the flame I pass along the path inside My light shining always We'll get there first a name cried out And looked back all the way Recall falling down a lot of time was spent that way But this story staring me has already begun 'Cuz I had some vision in my sight On the journey to be one Help me, help please, help me please The screaming starts again But the trick I find something hid You look, you find, I win While working while the play was on The play was alright then Think thoughts, big thoughts Take off and go back again next week Right then my story ended And a new one had begun 'Cuz I had some vision in my sight On the journey to be one Today Mueller [1:38] Today Mueller Let it happen Happy slappin', tappin' paddy-oh She'd like to give her life away Like to stay another day Try it out another way Arh, today, today, today, today mueller Give your notice of your leaving Arh, today, today, today, today mueller Don't tell them you can't go with me This will always be Red rover, red rover Pass under, pass over, pass through And over, and over the White Cliffs of Dover with you Today mueller Make it happen Living [3:02] Living is only one part of being Believing is to know just what you're feeling You and some positive think you know you had I'm sure you knowing you're growing and it's you Thinking is you're own world of living Dreaming is the one way to feeling Your mind and your eye can see everything that you The only real person you need to know is you Fields Of Regret [5:36] Forever I'll enjoy you undertaking Come to see you every day now if I can Is it not the time for everybody I still wake on the fields of regret There is something to this dream we're all involved in Can I see it, can I say it [May exist] or [Makes sense] Why then don't the night show really matters If we dwell in the fields of regret What horror must invade the mind When the approaching judge shall find Sinful Deeds from all mankind With death and nature in surprise Behold the wretched sinners rise To meet the judge's searching eyes And when the doomed no more can flee From the flames of misery Assist me while I die Wander through those ever thoughts though if imagined But come down on it's so easy to resist (?) Rest behind my ears upon the planet. Sound another, no part over, won't forget When we laugh at the fields of regret. No Longer Umpire [1:54] We've been so caught up in the subject of personnel Playing and acting, and slaving and bathing ourselves Who lies and who tries to come over everyone Painting a picture to show everyone in the world Fearing is natural New names and places can bring Build ups and barriers hiding behind everything Who lies and who tries to come over everyone Painting a picture to show everyone in the world Levity Ball (Live At the Cheetah) [4:23] I got my invitation to the annual levity ball Seeing the location is within the mirrored room Walking in my room I found I had nothing to find I got into my evening wear and left my clothes behind I sat down at the stairway seven hours at a time Writing all of this poetry that I knew would never rhyme The memory I know I must have had when I came in Was of some place I'd never ever been And then in came a cake all decorated in my name With four paper brown candles are all spelling out this name The clock was passing out from time to time I saw it all at the beginning of the ending of my first levity ball B. B. On Mars [1:08] Go Now let's see what's going on See inside It's quiet inside, see Now let's hear what's going on Hear inside Reflected [3:10] Look upstanding with your head held high You will be reflected You looK outstanding with your eyes in disguise Just beyond your glasses Holy, how he would keep, it's divine I'm surely glad, I'm surely over town And even though I'm you will always here Very rarely worry almost constantly Could you be receptive Our life's outstanding in a shower please Wet my skins a plenty Baby, what a day I love our town I'm surely glad, I'm surely all around And even since I knew it all so clear You will be reflected You will be reflected You will be reflected You will be reflected, reflected Apple Bush [2:57] But over in a land that's in my back yard There's a people who succeed they don't try hard Well, they've found a way to live with ease Eating from the bush instead of the tree Apple bush, apple tree Path to eternity Find you a path and you follow the call Apple bush, apple tree Back to eternity Cut you a path with a chance may might fall Move over in a corner, standing there Telling my house that they haven't a single care But my house doesn't worry it's got a path of it's own And a bush, and a tree Never leave it alone Apple Bush, apple tree Back to eternity Find you a path and you buy with a car Apple bush, apple tree Back to eternity Cut you a path with a chance may might fall Someday like my house you're going to chose too If you cut this new path well the old one will do If you live with the people who live with ease The red apple bush, the blue apple tree Earwigs to Eternity [1:14] Oh, four years long And oh, what a sigh to hear, my dear Four long years Now we stop to hear a whisper Alice Cooper All of the time we have All of the time we have you All of the time we have All of the time we have We are throwing all of our hands so high You out there Singing lovely ditties beautiful songs for you to be aware All of the time we have All of the time we have you All of the time we have All of the time we have All of the time we have you You're the one you're looking for Let me in, let me in Who's there, who's there, who's there Changing, Arranging [2:58] I'm changing, arranging Things I never thought I'd move before I'm changing, arranging To your personality I asked for it before I need a soul who'll never say what I feel Just fearing that I will accept the ideal I look up high and I swear all I see It's a carbon copy image of me I'm dying hard trying Baby, baby, for the rest of my life I'm trying hard dying Maybe, maybe he's trying to be my life I've got a never ending battle inside Just trying to rectify my personal pride I swear I don't know what it's got over me But I know it doesn't want to be free Freak Out, 1969 Ain't That Just Like A Woman Adam was as happy as a man can be Til he started messin with an old apple tree Ain't that just like a woman Ain't that just like a woman Ain't that just like a woman she'll do it every time You can buy a woman clothes give her money on the side No matter what you do she ain't never satisfied Ain't that just like a woman Ain't that just like a woman Ain't that just like a woman she'll do it every time Painting A Picture An Instrumental I've Written Home To Mother Freak Out Song Goin' To the River Nobody Likes Me (Freak Out) Nobody likes me It's all my fault Nobody likes me Nobody likes me Oh yes we all like you We like you a lot Yes we all like you Yes we all like you I never get a letter We have no time Never ever get a call from you I have no dime Oh yes you do Oh no we don't (x 3) Yes! No! Yes! No! (etc.) Never call, never write Yes I do always try Make me cry all the night Sorry I made you cry Make me sad, Make me mad Tell me true, what can I do? Way too late can't cant make up All the hate has built up Ha ha ha ha aaah Right we all like you We like you a lot We like all your family We like your dog Spot Even Spot? Yes Science Fiction Easy Action, 1970 Mr and Misdemeanor [3:20] Mr and Misdemeanor Middle of the roaders Set beside the ocean Landscapes alive agoshin' Who put all of this in motion Lucky Luciano Kenneth Pasarelli You take the modern mosquito To every big city I sit beside Misdemeanor Here's new pretties for you Nobody likes me, but we adore you Da da d-da da, yeah yeah yeah yeah (cheers) Nasty Misdemeanor Kickin' in the windows Parked beside the ocean Landscapes alive agoshin' Who put all of this in motion Shoe Salesman [2:33] I know a shoe salesman He's an acquaintance of mine One day he showed me some Marks on his arm in a line I did not know what to say "Do you think those freckles will stay?" I need a popsicle Do you want lemon or lime I've got a special today If you've got the time Winking, she poked me in the side "Well, we could go for a ride" I did not know what to say "Do you think those freckles will stay?" Well, you think that she will see I don't think she will see Yeah.. Still No Air [2:30] Who says the earth is crumbling And no sky is falling through Sometimes, I just.. can't.. die The world should be assembling But not just right out of view Whole days I like to fry (fight) Easy action Got a rocket in your pocket When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way From your first cigarette to your last dying day Who says the earth is trembling And there's still no air (1 - 2 - 3 - 4) Below Your Means [6:50] Come with me and we'll play You've got a lot, I'd like to stay (So good, so far) I see you playing right along Sometimes it's better to belong I'll sing you feel my all night song You know it's better to belong Under the cover of a midnight scene I got the sheets below your means Return Of The Spiders [4:25] Well, stop.. look, and listen There are ants that are gathered here With my hands raised to speak But you all won't hear No, you all won't hear We all won't hear Let me in your living door Let me in, knock knock I said, who's there Well, it's me the reaching hand And I'm coming after you I'm coming after you Coming after you Well, I'm tired - yes I'm weary from my long journey But I'm not yet all ready to rest For you can come along with me We go searching for rest, yes Come on and search with me Oh, search with me Woah, search with me Come on and search with me Wo-woah, come on and search with me Come on and search with me... (Right, you wanna hear play-back? Yeah. Alright.) Laughing At Me [2:16] If it's laughing you need Then it's laughing indeed And it's laughing at me Yes, it's laughing at me So I started to end The beginning to end Then I ended the end Yes, I ended the end And it's laughing, it's laughing at me Refrigerator Heaven [2:17] (screams) I'm freezing, I'm freezing, I'm icicle blue (So low, low cool) Cyber, neurotic, technicians imbue (So low, low cool) I've been admitted to Refrigerator Heaven Until they discover a cure for cancer, I'm low Refrigerator Heaven So low, Refrigerator Heaven I'm ice packed, I'm hand-stashed, I'm waiting for you I'm older and younger, preserved in a tomb I've been admitted to Refrigerator Heaven I feel like I told you, on my heart I won't get back 'til my sin sets down on the moon I won't get back 'til my sin sets down on the moon (screams) Beautiful Flyaway [3:00] OR: Lay Down and Die, Goodbye [7:30] Beautiful flyaway Somewhere like Holy Days Wonder what brought me back to earth Haven't I always been here Let's have another meal dear Later I think I'll disappear into the bishop's hall And take a look at what we offer DDT poisoning me changing my relativity What's it going to be Da da da da d-da Later I think I'll disappear into another room And take a look inside the till Lovely days, human race journeys that take us to the end Aah... Haven't we always been here Sharing one love and one fear Some day you'll know that life is really, really all about you So come and look inside You'll be surprised to find Later I think I'll disappear into another womb And take a look inside the mens' room Haven't I given you everything that I could give Where do you live Aah... [Tom Smothers] You are the only censor. If you don't like what I say, You have a choice. You can turn me off.. (chainsaw sound) [Tom Smothers] If you don't like what I say, you have a choice. You can turn me off.. Well I've written home to mother The ink ran from my tear I said "Momma, momma please Tell me why you brought me here" Love It To Death, 1971 Caught In A Dream [3:04] Well I'm runnin through the world With a gun in my back Tryin' to catch a ride in a Cadillac Thought that I was livin' But you can't really tell Been tryin' to get away From that success smell I need a houseboat and I need a plane I need a butler and a trip to Spain I need everything The world owes me I tell that to myself And I agree I'm caught in a dream So What! You don't know what I'm goin' through I'm right in between So I'll I'll just play along with you Well I'm runnin' through the world With a gun in my back Tryin' to catch a ride in that Cadillac Thought that I was livin' But you can't never tell What I thought was heaven Turned out to be hell Whoa-o-oh When you see me with a smile on my face Whoa-o-oh Then you'll know I'm a mental case Whoa-o-oh Oh Whoa-o-oh Oh Whoa-o-oh I'm caught in a dream So what! I don't know what I'm going through I'm right in between So I'll I'll just play along with you I'm Eighteen [3:00] Lines form on my face and hands Lines form from the ups and downs I'm in the middle without any plans I'm a boy and I'm a man I'm eighteen And I don't know what I want Eighteen I just don't know what I want Eighteen I gotta get away I gotta get out of this place I'll go runnin in outer space Oh yeah I got a baby's brain and an old man's heart Took eighteen years to get this far Don't always know what I'm talkin' about Feels like I'm livin in the middle of doubt Cause I'm Eighteen I get confused every day Eighteen I just don't know what to say Eighteen I gotta get away Lines form on my face and my hands Lines form on the left and right I'm in the middle The middle of life I'm a boy and I'm a man I'm eighteen and I LIKE IT Yes I like it Oh I like it Love it Like it Love it Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen and I LIKE IT Long Way To Go [3:01] We still got a long way to go We still got a long way to go We all got a long way to go What's keeping us apart isn't selfishness What's holding us together isn't love Listen to the man who's been Touched all his life Yes he's the one they call the fool Where is the saviour of the sidewalk life And the road that takes us to the crusades I've seen the shadows As they're moving in my sleep Leading the blind poet to his grave We still got a long way to go We still got a long way to go Yes we all got a long way to go Please don't waste your energy on me my friend Cause we still got a long way to go We'll meet again some day But right now just go away Cause I still got a long way to go The silence is speaking So why am I weeping I guess I love it I love it to death We still got a long way to go Yes we still got a long way to go Yes we all got a long way to go Black Juju [9:09] Body Body Touched by the toil and plunged into his arm Cursed through the night through eyes of alarm A melody black flowed out of my breath Searching for death, but bodies need rest Body Under the soil now waiting for worms All that I feared is all that I've learned All that I know is all that I think Dead feelings are cool, down lower I sink, ah-hah Bodies need rest, we all need our rest Sleep an easy sleep ---rest ---rest Bodies need their rest We all need our rest Sleep an easy sleep ---rest ---rest ---rest ---rest But come back in the morning Come back hard Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Bodies Clutching and biting my soul has caught on fire My evil is now and I'm caught up in desire Ev'rything I'm living for is all that I am Liking it and loving it that's all in the plan Is It My Body [2:39] What have I got That makes you want to love me Is it my body Or someone I might be Or somethin' inside me You better tell me Tell me It's really up to you Have you got the time to find out Who I really am What does it take To get inside of your mind Give me a break And take a chance for the very first time You better tell me Tell me It's really up to you Have you got the time to find out Who I really am What have I got That makes you want to love me Now is it my body Or someone I might be Or somethin' inside me You better tell me Tell me It's really up to you Have you got the time to find out Who I really am Hallowed Be My Name [2:25] Gather round right now And hear me whisper The words of the prison The words of laughter The lords and the ladies Were fixing their hair-dos Cursing their lovers Cursing the Bible Hallow-ed by my name Yelling at fathers Screaming at mothers Hallow-ed by my name Come all you sinners Come now in your glory And my ears will listen To your dirty stories You're fighting to go up You're sure on your way down Cursing their lovers Cursing the Bible Hallow-ed by my name Yelling at fathers Screaming at mothers Hallow-ed by my name Sluts and the hookers Have taken your money The queens are out dancing But now it's not funny 'Cause there goes one walkin' Away with your sonny Cursing their lovers Cursing the Bible Hallow-ed by my name Yelling at fathers Screaming at mothers Hallow-ed by my name Second Coming [3:02] I couldn't tell If the bells were getting louder The songs they ring I finally recognize I only know Hell is getting hotter The Devil's getting smarter all the time And it would be nice To walk upon the water To talk again to angels On my side Time is getting closer I read it on a poster Fanatical exposers On corners prophesized It would be nice To walk upon the water To talk again to angels At my side I just come back to show you All my words are golden So have no gods before me I'm the light Ballad Of Dwight Fry [6:32] Mommy where's daddy? He's been gone for so long. Do you think he'll ever come home? I was gone for fourteen days I coulda been gone for more Held up in the intensive care ward Lyin on the floor I was gone for all those days But I, was not all alone I made friends with a lot of people In the danger zone See my lonely life unfold I see it every day See my only mind explode Since I've gone away I think I lost some weight there And I--- I'm sure I need some rest Sleepin don't come very easy In a straight white vest Should like to see that little children She's only four years old--- old I'd give her back all of her play things Even, even the ones I stole See my lonely life unfold I see it everyday See my lonely mind explode When I've gone insane I wanna get out of here I wanna, I wanna get out of here I gotta get out of here I gotta get out of here IgottagetoutahereIgottagetoutahereIgottagetoutahere Ya gotta let me out of here Let me outta here I gotta get outta here Let me outta here I gotta get outta here Let me outta here I gotta get outta here See my lonely life unfold I see it everyday See my only mind explode Blow up in my face I grabbed my hat and I got my coat And I, I ran into the street I saw a man that was choking there I guess he couldn't breathe Said to myself this is very strange I'm glad it wasn't me But now I hear those sirens callin' And so I am not free I DIDN'T WANNA BE I DIDN'T WANNA BE I DIDN'T WANNA BE (See my lonely life unfold) I DIDN'T WANNA BE (I see it every day) LEAVE ME ALONE I DIDN'T WANNA BE DON'T TOUCH ME!!!! See my lonely mind explode When I've gone INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNE! Sun Arise [3:53] Sun Arise come every mornin' Sun Arise come every mornin' Sun Arise come every mornin' Bringin' back the warmth to the ground Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow Bringin' back the warmth to the ground Sun Arise, she come every mornin' Sun Arise, each and every day Sun Arise, she come every mornin' Sun Arise Ever-y ever-y ever-y ever-y She drive away the darkness everyday She drive away the darkness everyday She drive away your darkness everyday Bringin' back the warmth to the ground Sun Arise Whoa-oh-oh Sun Arise Whoa-oh-oh Sun Arise Whoa-oh-oh Ever-y ever-y ever-y ever-y Killer, 1971 Under My Wheels [2:50] The telephone is ringing You got me on the run I'm driving in my car now Anticipating fun I'm driving right up to you, babe I guess that you couldn't see, yeah yeah But you under my wheels Why don't you let me be 'Cause when you call me on the telephone Saying take me to the show And then I say, honey, I just can't go Old lady's sick and I can't leave her home The telephone is ringing You got me on the run I'm driving in my car now I got you under my wheels I got you under my wheels I got you under my wheels Yeah yeah I got you under my wheels Yeah yeah I got you under my wheels The telephone is ringing You got me on the run I'm driving in my car now Anticipating fun I'm driving right up to you, babe I guess you that couldn't see, yeah yeah But you was under my wheels, honey Why don't you let me be, yeah yeah I got you under my wheels I got you under my wheels I got you under my wheels Yeah yeah Be My Lover [3:15] She struts into the room Well I don't know her But with a magnifying glance I just sort of looked her over, hmm We have a drink or two Well, maybe three And then suddenly she starts telling me Her life story She says Baby, if you wanna be my lover You better take me home 'Cause it's a long long way to paradise And I'm still on my own Told her that I came From Detroit City And I played guitar In a long-haired rock and roll band She asked me why The singer's name was Alice I said listen, baby You really wouldn't understand And I said Oh baby, if you wanna Be my lover You better take me home 'Cause it's a long long way to paradise And I'm still on my own Oh baby, if you wanna Be my lover You better take me hoooooome 'Cause it's a long long way to paradise And I'm still on my oooooown Ooooooh Halo of Flies [8:21] I've got the answers To all of your questions If you've got the money To pay me in gold I will be living In old Monte Carlo And you will be reading The secrets I sold Daggers and contacts And bright shiny limos I've got a watch That turns into a lifeboat Glimmering nightgowns And poisonous cobras Silencer under the heel of my shoe The elegance of China They sent her to lie here on her back But as she deeply moves me She'd rather shoot me in my tracks And while a Middle Asian lady She really came as no surprise But I still did destroy her And I will smash Halo of flies I crossed the ocean Where no one could see And I put a time-bomb In your submarine Goodbye to old friends The secret's in hand With phonied up papers And counterfeit plans You never will understand Desperado [3:25] I'm a gambler And I'm a runner But you knew that When you lay down I'm a picture Of ugly stories I'm a killer And I'm a clown Step into the street by sundown Step into your last goodbye You're a target just by living Twenty dollars will make you die I wear lace And I wear black leather My hands are lightning upon my gun My shots are clean And my, my shots are final My shots are deadly And when it's done You're as stiff as my smoking barrel You're as dead as a desert night You're a notch And I'm a legend You're at peace And I must hide Tell me where the hell I'm going Let my bones fall in the dust Can't you hear that ghost that's calling As my Colt begins to rust In the dust I'm a killer I'm a clown I'm a priest That's gone to town You Drive Me Nervous [2:24] Yeah, you Seem so civilized Your mama's tryin To run your life Your daddy's tryin To pick your wife Oh no Yeah, you run around With all that hair They just don't like Those rags you wear You say I'm gonna pack up my stuff I'm gonna run away And then you say You drive me nervous, nervous And then I said You drive me nervous, nervous, nervous, oh Nervous, nervous, nervous, nervous, whoa-oh-oh Aaah You're out of state You're thrown in jail You ain't got the bread To pay the bail Your mom and papa come up and said "Honey, where did we fail?" And then you scream You drive me nervous, nervous And then I screamed You drive me nervous, nervous, nervous, oh Nervous, nervous, nervous, nervous, whoa-oh-oh You drive me ne-ne-ne-nervous Ne-ne-ne-nervous You drive me nervous Whoa Yeah, Yeah, Yeah [3:33] You can be my slave And I'll be a stranger We could be in passion We could be in danger Take you off the streets Put you under my wings Yeah, you could pull my leg Or anything Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh yeah You could be the devil You could be the saviour Well I really can't tell By the way that your behavior I'll take you off the boat Put you under my wing Yeah, you could pull my leg Or anything Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh yeah I don't know what you're playin Don't even know what you're sayin You gotta leave me alone I'm gonna go on home Aaoh, the things are gettin tougher Yeah, the things are gettin rougher This is Alice speakin (Suffer!) Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah You could be the devil You could be the saviour Well I really can't tell By the way that your behavior Take you off the streets Put you under my wings Yeah, you could pull my leg Or anything Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Dead Babies [5:40] Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin She got them from the shelf upon the wall Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her She didn't hear her little baby call (Waaah!) Dead babies can take care of themselves Dead babies can't take things off the shelf Well we didn't want you anyway Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la Daddy is an agrophile in Texas Mommy's on the bar most every night Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard Living there in burgundy and white Dead babies can take care of themselves Dead babies can't take things off the shelf Well we didn't love you anyway Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la Goodbye, Little Betty Goodbye, Little Betty So long, Little Betty So long, Little Betty Betty, so long Dead babies can take care of themselves Dead babies can't take things off the shelf Well we didn't need you anyway Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la Goodbye, Little Betty (Order in the court! Order in the court room! Order! Order in the court! Order!...) Killer [7:07] What did I do to deserve such a fate I didn't really want to get Involved in this thing Someone handed me this gun and I I gave it everything Yeah, I gave it everything I came into this life Looked all around I saw just what I liked And took what I found Nothing came easy Nothing came free Nothing came all until they Came after me Yeah-hey, yeah Aaahhhhhhhh, aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh (What did I do to deserve such a fate?) (I gave it everything) (Now I need to escape) (Someone near me, calling my name) (I gave it everything) (I gave it everything - sigh) (Chanting?) ... ...Miles and miles... ... School's Out, 1972 School's Out [3:26] Well we got no choice All the girls and boys Makin all that noise 'Cause they found new toys Well we can't salute ya Can't find a flag If that don't suit ya That's a drag School's out for summer School's out forever School's been blown to pieces No more pencils No more books No more teacher's dirty looks Well we got no class And we got no principles (principals) And we got no innocence We can't even think of a word that rhymes School's out for summer School's out forever My school's been blown to pieces No more pencils No more books No more teacher's dirty looks Out for summer Out 'til fall We might not come back at all School's out forever School's out for summer School's out with fever School's out completely Luney Tune [3:36] I slipped into my jeans Lookin hard and feelin mean I took a spit at the moon It's all in this luney tune Just a little insane A couple shots, I can't feel no pain Hey, where have I been? And who are these scary men? Is this all real? Is this all necessary? Or it this a joke? Mais no, I don't regret at all They locked me up for good Pinned me against the wall I can't find the exit I quit lookin for doors I stole a razor from the commissary I just couldn't take it no more I'm swimmin in blood Like a rat on a sewer floor No longer insane Just part of this crazy dream Gutter Cat vs. the Jets [4:39] I met an alley cat Pussyfootin around Til the break of dawn Found me knocked out flat on my head Some feline beauty Waved her tail my way I just had to stay I couldn't get the blood off my hands She made my eyes bug out Her tail stand up And I ain't even in heat for a month (Meow) House cat You really got it made Sleepin all night And perfect delight of day Some feline beauty Waved her tail my way I just had to stay I couldn't get the blood off my bed She made my eyes bug out Her tail stand up And I ain't even in heat for a month (Meow... mrreow... Meow! Meow! Meow!) Some bad cats from 4th Street Come down to our alley Well we say that's cool But just stay away from me and my boys Eyes clash And claws slash And green-eyed fur goes flyin Midnight Catfight Neckbite Die When you're a Jet You're a Jet all the way From your first cigarette Til your last dyin day When you're a Jet Let 'em do what they can Little boy, you got friends You're a family man The Jets are in gear They're always well-respected You're never alone When company's expected You're well-protected Here come the Jets Like a bat out of hell Somone gets in our way Someone don't feel so well When you're a Jet You - Stay - A - Jet (Pow!) Street Fight [0:53] Blue Turk [5:29] (Blue) (Hot) I'm lazy You know it I'm ready for the second show Amazin Thing growin Just waitin for the juice to flow But you're so very picturesque You're so very cold Tastes like roses on your breath But graveyards on your soul I'm hurtin I'm wantin I'm achin for another go You're squirmin wet, baby Nothin bad comin very slow And it's burnin holes in me You're so very picturesque You're so very cold It tastes like roses on your breath But graveyards on your soul (Whoa-oh) (Mm!) One spastic explosion Two pressure-cookers go insane It makes me act crazy I shiver but I love this game You're so very ordinary You're so very lame Tastes like whiskey on your lips And earthworms rule your brain My Stars [5:46] My stars So far No one's callin me home Space brain Vagabond Living on my own Come all ye faithful You know all you people should come to me I'll make you arms work And I'll make your legs work I'll make you see Ladada dadada dadada dadada da da dum Whoa, yeah Well I swear by the air I'll be made to breathe You'll pay very dear for this banishing deed The power alone stored in my little hand Could melt the Eiffel Tower Turn the Sphinx into sand Oh no Thar she blows Spreadin crazy news All night Cannonball Loves to light the fuse And everyone blows up and nobody grows up to fill Dad's shoes But that doesn't matter cuz no little boys really wanted to I stared at the squall line I stared at the fault line I see a funnel black there I think I see a crack there Landscapes alive And it's movin my feet All I need's a Holocaust To make my day complete [Klaatu Barada Nikto] Public Animal #9 [3:53] Me and G.B. We ain't never gonna confess We cheated at the math test We carved some dirty words in our desk Well now it's time for recess Old man waitin by the monkey bars Tradin all his ball cards And they promised him a gold star And they told him he could go far Hey Mr. Bluelegs Where are you takin me? I'm like a lifer In the state penitentiary If I keep my nose clean I won't get my eyes shined But I'm proud to be Public Animal Number Nine License plates are runnin Out of my ears I'd give a month of cigarettes For just a couple of lousy beers Or even a bottle of Real cheap wi-hine But that's the price you pay to be Public Animal Number Nine, Number Nine (Ooooh!) Hey Mrs. Cranston Where are you takin me? I feel like a lifer In the state penitentiary She wanted an Einstein But she got a Frankenstein Yeah, I'm proud to be Public Animal Number Niiiirrrrrgh (Aaow!) Public Animal Number Nine Public Animal Number Nine Public Animal Number Nine Nine Public Animal Number Nine Number Nine Number Nine Number Nine Number, Number Nine Animal Number Nine Public Animal Number Nine Nine Public Animal Numbergh Niiiirrrrrgh Public Animal Nurrrgh Nirrrgh Errrrrrrrrrrrgh Public Animal Number Ni-yine Public Animal Number Ni-yine Public Animal Number Number Nine Nine Public Animal Naaaaaaaagh Alma Mater [3:53] Rain is falling Down my cheek Searching for the sea Tomorrow, like the rain I'll be back home again I watch The bus As it pulls out of view Someday like that bus I will be leavin too But you know It breaks my heart To leave you Camelback My high school And now Alone Cryin in my beer 'Cause old friends said Goodbye, I guess I'll be leavin too But you know It breaks my heart To leave you Cortez I'll miss you Yes I will Yes I will You know I will Yes I will Yes I will You know I will Well so long Everybody I hope that I would see you again Goodbye Everybody I finally grew up They finally let me out of school Hey, remember the time - 'member the time We took that snake And put down little Betsy's dresss? Now I don't think Miss Axelrod Was much impressed No I don't think Miss Axelrod Was much impressed Well I don't think Miss Axelrod Was much impressed Oh, goodbye Everybody I hope that I would see you again So long Everybody How do you like that They finally let me out of school Goodbye Ah, I wanna get out of here They let me out of school How 'bout that, uh? Goodbye Hey, goodbye, guys Maybe I'll see - Maybe I'll see you around some time, uh? 'Ey, don't make a stranger of yourself, uh? Remember the Coop, uh? May - I ho - I hope - you don't forget me or nothin Goodbye Grand Finale [4:36] Yeah! Billion Dollar Babies, 1973 Hello Hooray [4:14] Hello! Hooray! Let the show begin, I've been ready. Hello! Hooray! Let the lights grow dim, I've been ready. Ready as this audience that's coming here to dream. Loving every second, ev'ry moment, ev'ry scream, I've been waiting so long to sing my song And I've been waiting so long for this thing to come. Yeah - I've been thinking so long I was the only one. Roll out! Roll out with your American dream and its recruits, I've been ready. Roll out! Roll out with your circus freaks and hula hoops, I've been ready. Ready as this audience that's coming here to dream. Loving every second, ev'ry moment, ev'ry scream, I've been waiting so long to sing my song And I've been waiting so long for this thing to come. Yeah - I've been thinking so long I was the only one. I can stand here strong and thin. I can laugh when this thing begins. God, I feel so strong. I feel so strong. I'm so strong. I feel so strong. So strong. God, I feel so strong, I am so strong. Raped and Freezin' [3:15] Finally got a ride, some old broad down from Santa Fe. She was a real go-getter. She drawled so sweetly, "I think, child, that things'll get better." We pulled off the highway, night black as a widow. "Yes, I read the Bible," she said, "I wanna know of you." Hey, I think I've got a live one, Hey, I think I've got a live one, Yeah, Yeah, I think I've got a live one. Felt like I was hit by a diesel or a greyhound bus. She was no baby-sitter. "Get up, sugar, never thought you'd be a quitter." I opened the back door, she was greedy. I ran through the desert, she was chasin'. No time to get dressed, so I was naked, stranded in Chihuahua. Hey, I think I've got a live one, Hey, I think I've got a live one, Hey, hey, I think I've got a live one, Alone, raped and freezin', Alone cold and sneezin', Alone down in Mexico, Alone. Elected [4:05] I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice, I wanna be elected, I'm your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce, I wanna be elected, Kids want a saviour, don't need a fake, I wanna be elected, We're all gonna rock to the rules that I make, I wanna be elected, elected, elected. I never lied to you, I've always been cool, I wanna be elected, I gotta get the vote, and I told you 'bout school, I wanna be elected, elected, elected, Hallelujah, I wanna be selected, By the people of the United States of America. We're gonna win this one, take the country by storm, We're gonna be elected, You and me together, young and strong, We're gonna be elected, elected, elected, Respected, selected, call collected, I wanna be elected, elected. "And if I am elected I promise the formation of a new party A third party, the Wild Party! I know we have problems, We have problems right here in Central City, We have problems on the North, South, East and West, New York City, Saint Louis, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, Detroit, Chicago, Everybody has problems, And personally, I don't care." Billion Dollar Babies [3:39] Billion dollar baby Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel, Grimy as an alley Loves me like no other lover. Billion dollar baby Rotten little monster, baby, I adore you. Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby. We go dancing nightly in the attic While the moon is rising in the sky. If I'm too rough, tell me, I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands. Yeah, billion dollar baby I got you in the dimestore, No other little girl could ever hold you Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby. Billion dollar baby Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe Foamin' like dog that's been infected by the rabies. We go dancing nightly in the attic While the moon is rising in the sky. If I'm too rough, tell me, I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands. Million dollar baby, Billion dollar baby, Trillion dollar baby, Zillion dollar baby. Unfinished Sweet [6:17] Candy everywhere, got chocolate in my hair, Aching to get me. Sticky sweet suckers in the Halloween air, Aching to get me. Saint Vitus dance on my molars tonight, Aching to get me. Aching to get me, get me oh ... Take it to the doc, I guess he ought to know, La, da, da, da, da. Which ones can stay, which ones gotta go. La, da, da, da, da. He looks in my mouth and then he starts to gloat. He says my teeth are O.K., But my gums got to go. Oh oh ... I come off the gas but I'm still seeing spies, Aching to get me. I can see them all through a glassy pair of eyes, Aching to get me. De Sade's gonna live in my mouth tonight, La, da, da, da, da, And the rotten tooth fairy is satisfied, La, da, da, da, da, Aching to get me, get me oh ... No More Mister Nice Guy [3:05] I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing 'Til they got a hold of me. I opened doors for little old ladies, I helped the blind to see. I got no friends 'cause they read the papers. They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down And I'm feeling mean. No more Mister Nice Guy, No more Mister Clean, No more Mister Nice Guy, They say he's sick, he's obscene. I got no friends 'cause they read the papers. They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down And I'm, I'm gettin' mean. No more Mister Nice Guy, No more Mister Clean, No more Mister Nice Guy, They say he's sick, he's obscene. My dog bit me on the leg today. My cat clawed my eyes. Ma's been thrown out of the s-social circle, And dad has to hide. I went to church incognito. When everybody rose, the Reverend Smith, he He recognized me, And punched me in the nose. He Said: No more Mister Nice Guy, No more Mister Clean, No more Mister Nice Guy, He said you're sick, you're obscene. No more Mister Nice Guy, No more Mister Clean, No more Mister Nice Guy, He said you're sick, you're obscene. Generation Landslide [4:31] Please clean your plate, dear. The Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea? Alcohol and razor blades and poison and needles, Kindergarten people - they use 'em, the need 'em. The over indulgent machines were their children. There wasn't a way down on Earth here to cool 'em, 'Cause they look just like humans at Kresges and Woolworths. But decadent brains were at work to destroy. Brats in battalions were ruling the streets, Sayin' generation landslide closed the gap between 'em. And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies Who never conceived of us billion dollar babies. Militant mothers hiding in their basement Using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets. Molotov milk bottles heaved from pink high chairs, While Mothers' Lib burns birth certificate papers. Dad gets his allowance from his sonny, the dealer, Who's pubic to the world but involved in high finance. Sister's out 'til five doing banker's son's hours. But she owns a Maserati that's a gift from his father. Stopped at full speed at one hundred miles per hour. The Colgate invisible shield finally got 'em. And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies Who never conceived of us billion dollar babies. Sick Things [4:18] Sick things in cars rotate 'round my stars. Sick things, my things, my pets, my things. I love you things I see, as much as you love me, You things are heavenly, when you come worship me. You things are chilled with fright for I am out tonight. You fill me with delight, you whet my appetite. I eat my things, What love it brings, Come here, my things, Don't fear my little things. I love you things I see, as much as you love me, You things are heavenly, when you come worship me. You things are thrilled with fright for I am out tonight. You things are paradise, you whet my appetite. Sick things in cartridge tapes, my stars, Sick things, pretty things, play things, my things. I love the things I see, as much as they love me, You things are heavenly, when you come worship me. You things are chilled with fright for I am out tonight. You things are paradise, you whet my appetite. Mary-Ann [2:19] Mary-Ann, I'm really crazy 'bout you, do what I can. I just can't live without you, Mary-Ann, Mary-Ann. Mary-Ann, my life was built around you. Stars and sand, your eyes were pools of laughter, Mary-Ann. I thought you were my man. I Love The Dead [5:08] I love the dead before they're cold, Their blueing flesh for me to hold. Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing. I love the dead before they rise, No farewells, no goodbyes. I never even knew your now-rotting face. While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave. I have other uses for you, Darling. I love the dead, I love the dead, I love the dead so. I love the dead, I love the dead, I love the dead. I love the dead, I love the dead, I love the dead. I love the dead, I love the dead, I love the dead. I love the dead, I love the dead, I love the dead. I, I love the dead, I, I love the dead, I, I love the dead. I love the dead before they're cold, Their blueing flesh for me to hold. Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing. Muscle of Love, 1973 Big Apple Dreamin' (hippo) [5:10] We're so young and pretty, we're so young and clean So many things that we have never seen Let's move from Ohio, sell this dam' old store Big Apple dreamin' on a wooden floor Skyscrapers and subways and stations Staring up at the United Nations New York is waiting for you and me, baby Waiting to swallow us down New York, we're coming to see what you're made of Are you as great as you sound Heard about them massages, and all those dirty shows I read somewhere some places never close While we waste time on yokels, comin' through the door Big Apple dreamin' on a wooden floor Skyscrapers and subways and stations Staring up at the United Nations New York is waiting for you and me, baby Waiting to swallow us down New York, we're coming to see what you're made of Are you as great as you sound New York is waiting for you and me, baby Waiting to swallow us down New York, we're coming to see what you're made of Are you as tough as you sound Oh, New York is waiting for you and me, baby Waiting to swallow us down, whoo-oo New York, we're coming, to see what you're made of Are you as tough as you sound Yeah, New York is waiting, baby Waiting to swallow us down, New York, we're coming, see what you're made of You can't be as tough as you sound Oh, New York, you and me, baby Waiting to swallow us down, New York, we're coming see what you're made of Are you as great as you sound Oh, New York, Oh, New York we're coming Oh, we're coming to see what you're made of Oh, you can't be as tough as you sound Me and my baby, we're coming Oh, we're coming They're waiting for you and me, baby Oh... (Fading out dialog?) Never Been Sold Before [4:20] You ask me, babe, "Can you work tonight?" I've been up, babe, since broad daylight I just can't believe that you're selling me, you never sold me before I just can't become your lousy who-o-ore Yeah, I'm stacked nice, they really like my style Fifty bucks, babe, ha, can't even buy my smile I just can't believe that you're selling me, you never sold me before I just can't become your lousy who-o-ore I-I-I-I find I come around just to lay this money on you, babe I'm sick of streets, chicks and dicks, and I'm, I'm really sick of you Oh-oh, I've never been sold before And I'll never be had again Oh-oh, I've never been sold before And I'll never be had a-gain I just can't believe that you're selling me, you never sold me befo-ore I just can't become your little whore No, no, no, no Oh, I've never been sold before And I'll never be had again Oh-oh, I've never been sold before And I'll never be had a-gain (Repeat 7X) Hard Hearted Alice [4:50] Life Coast to coast White hot as a ghost When you live In a countdown Time Is free as a jailbird At least that's what I heard When you live In a hideout Love Comes cheap at a swapmeet It all comes so dirt cheap When you live In a bedroom Love Cuts deep as a razor But that ain't amazin' When you live In a cancer Ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah Ah Mind Gets scrambled like eggs Get bruised and erased When you live In a brainstorm Noise Seems logically right Ringing ears in the night When you live In an airport Ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah Ah Hard hearted Alice Is what we want to be Hard hearted Alice Is what you want to see Hard hearted Alice Is what we want to be Hard hearted Alice Is what you want to see Crazy Little Child [5:58] Crazy little child Never got to see All the pretty things in life Had him put away Nothing they could say Could ever make the pieces fit Aw well, Daddy-o was rich Mama was a bitch Living wasn't easy in between Behind his silent scream Jackson in his teens Was planning his escape He was a crazy little child New Orleans Alley playground Grimy faced He watched the hookers cry Winos were his friends And when he talked to them They said, "Jackson, boy, they'll get you by and by" Depression settin' in Desp'rate, cool and quick Jackson learned the ropes out on the street Little candy stores Just pickin' locks and doors Was practice for a two bit future thief So Jackson went to Ritz And ev'ryone was hip Ritz ran all the rackets there in town If you need another boy A trigger or a blade Well, I'm the slickest cat around Yeah, Ritz gave him the eye Once over, then he smiled "Yeah, I've got something here in mind If you meet me here at two I think you'll like the view Of that long green when you crack that safe tonight" He was a crazy little child New Orleans Alley playground And grimy faced He watched the hookers cry, whoo Winos were his friends And when he talked to them They said, "Jackson, boy, they'll get you by and by," that's right Well, I'll wait for you outside And I'll be your ears and your eyes And boy, you just slip in there and bring out all that loot But Ritz was taken by surprise Couple of unspectin' guys And they left poor Jackson inside Questions there were few In fact there were none When those Sheriff's bullets start to fly Lay dying on the floor With a smokin' forty four He said, "I must admit the winos were right" Crazy little child Never got to see All the pretty things in life We buried him today Nothing we could say Could ever make the pieces fit Yeah, I must admit the winos were right Oh, I must admit the winos were right Yes, that's what I said I must admit the winos we-ere ri-ight Working Up A Sweat [3:31] Aw, When you touch there, honey Makes my blood perspire You got my body flaming Like a California fire Pulsing, pounding, pushing No longer in control Heatwave in my brain Smolder in my soul You got me workin' up a sweat Workin' up a sweat I've been playing all night long Time I was gettin' home But I've got no place to get Spontaneous combustion Scientific fact But your approach to friction An unnatural act Bells I hear ain't fire drills I hope you understand It's a bona fide five alarmer Melting in my hand You got me workin' up a sweat Workin' up a sweat I've been playing all night long Time I was gettin' home But I've got no place to get Workin' up a sweat Workin' up a sweat Workin' up a sweat Workin' up a sweat Yeah, yeah I've been playing all night long 'Bout time I was gettin' home But I've, ooh Dante's famed inferno Was a trip to hell and back But you and a bottle in a cheap hotel Screams pyromaniac Bandages came off today Really feeling sick The hardest part's explainin' All those blisters on my - nose! Workin' up a sweat Workin' up a sweat I've been playing all night long Time I was gettin' home But I've got no place to get Workin' up a sweat Workin' up a sweat Workin' up a sweat Workin' up a sweat I've been playing all night long 'Bout time I was gettin' home But I've, ooh Workin' up a sweat Workin' up a sweat Workin' up a sweat Workin' up a sweat Muscle of Love [3:42] Aw, who's the queen of the locker room Who's the cream of the crop Well Joey took her to the matinee Said, "God, she wouldn't stop!" Holy muscle of love My heart's a muscle Well, I must have come to that crazy age Where ev'rything is hot 'Cause I don't know if the things I'm thinking Are normal thoughts or not Holy muscle of love Well, I got a muscle of love Yeah Ooh I read Dad's books like I did before Now things are crystal clear Lock the door in the bathroom now I just can't get caught in here Holy muscle of love Well, I got a muscle of love Holy muscle of love I got a muscle of love Holy muscle of love My heart's a muscle of love Holy muscle of love Well, I got a muscle of love Yeah, yeah, yeah Must be a gift from above Yeah, yeah, yeah (Hallelujah, etc.) Man With the Golden Gun [4:12] The man With the golden gun Is waiting Somewhere Out there For you But you'll never see him He'll be looking for you Demand For the golden gun It's high priced Precise And true But you'll never see him He'll be looking for you The man with the golden Gun in his pocket, Oh, oh The man with the golden Gun in his case, Oh, oh The man with the golden Gun in your face But you'll never see him He'll be looking for you You better believe He'll be looking for you He-e-e-e-e-e's, The man with the golden Gun in his pocket The man with the golden Gun in his case The man with the golden Gun in his pocket The man with the golden Gun in your face But you'll never see him He'll be looking for you You better believe He'll be looking for yo-ou He-e-e-e-e-e's, The man with the golden Gun in his pocket The man with the golden Gun in his case The man with the golden Gun in his pocket The man with the golden Gun in your face The man with the go-o-olden Gun in his pocket The man with the go-o-lden Gun in his case The man who gave you the golden gun Teenage Lament '74 [3:51] What a drag it is These gold lame' jeans Is this the coolest way To get though your teens Well, I cut my hair weird I read that it was in I looked like a rooster That was drowned and raised again What are you a-gonna do Tell you what I'm a-gonna do Why don't you get away-ay I'm gonna leave today-ay I ran into my room And I fell down on my knees Well, I thought that fifteen Was gonna be a breeze I picked up my guitar To blast way the clouds But somebody in the next room yelled "You gotta turn that damn thing down" What are you gonna do Tell you what I'm a-gonna do Why don't you get away-ay I'm gonna cry all day-ay And I know trouble is brewing out there But I can hardly care They fight all night about his private secretary Lipstick stain, blonde hair, oh,oh, oh What are you gonna do Tell you what I'm a-gonna do Why don't you run away-ay I'm gonna leave today But even I don't know What I'm gonna do Don't know what I'm gonna do No! What are you a-gonna do Tell you what I'm a-gonna do Why don't you run away I'm gonna leave today What are you a-gonna do I'll tell you what I'm a-gonna do Why don't you get away Well, I'd rather cry all day What are you gonna do What are you Gonna do What are you gonna do Gonna do Gonna do What are you gonna do Gonna do Gonna do What are you gonna do Gonna do Gonna do What are you gonna do Gonna do Gonna do What are you gonna do Gonna do Gonna do What are you gonna do Gonna do Gonna do (Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice) What are you gonna do [Background singer ad lib] Gonna do Gonna do What are you gonna do What are you Gonna do Woman Machine [4:29] She'll do your work in half the time Never sick and can't go blind Oh, woman machine Brains of tape that fill her head She knows more now than all the dead Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine Heart of steel and skin that's cold Can't wear her out, she can't grow old Oh, woman machine She goes to bed when her work is through She'll do it all, just change the tubes Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine-ine Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine Oh, woman She can't talk back With no playback But she'll listen To all your woe Trade your old one For a new one They just don't make 'em like they used to No! Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine Oh, woman machine [Computer voice of Alice reading from a studio manual, probably inaccurate in places. Corrections welcome to the following.] ...exceeds one million when the stop button is pressed, the... has results PCR621, into the drayer reading pool to hold the relay on for one quarter second after the Q603 deenergizes. Therefore, the time delay occurs only when the stop button is pressed, during the record nine. The sole function of the capacitor c620 is to maintain charge in... Welcome To My Nightmare, 1975 Welcome To My Nightmare [5:19] Welcome to my nightmare I think you're gonna like it I think you're gonna feel like you belong A nocturnal vacation Unnecessary sedation You want to feel at home 'cause you belong Welcome to my nightmare Welcome to my breakdown I hope I didn't scare you That's just the way we are when we come down We sweat and laugh and scream here 'cuz life is just a dream here You know inside you feel right at home here Welcome to my breakdown Whoa You're welcome to my nightmare Yeah Welcome to my nightmare I think you're gonna like it I think you're gonna feel that you belong We sweat laugh and scream here 'cuz life is just a dream here You know inside you feel right at home here Welcome to my nightmare Welcome to my breakdown Yeah Devil's Food [3:38] Get ready for the lady She's gonna be a treat Simmer slightly 'til ready Make her soft too Make her sweet I kiss the tears off from your chest I felt the poison fright that's in your breath I knew your precious life and I know your death I squeeze the love out of your soul All the perfect love that's in your soul You're just another spirit on parole Devil's food Devil's food Devil's food The Black Widow [3:37] Vincent Price Monologue: Leaving lepidoptera - please, don't touch the display, little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have arachnida, the spiders, our.. finest collection. This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi, unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin *laugh*. And here, my prize, the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake. You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally.. death. You know what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate, possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the species she kills and eats him - *laugh* oh, she is delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity - unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling demented child-king long enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor! These words he speaks are true We're all humanary stew if We don't pledge allegiance to The Black Widow The horror that he brings The horror of his sting The unholiest of kings The Black Widow Our minds will be his toy And every girl and boy will learn to be employed by The Black Widow Love him Yes we love him Love him Yes we love him He sits upon his throne and picks at all the bones of his Husbands and his Wives he's devoured He stares with a gleam With a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children He's deflowered Love him Yes we love him Love him Yes we love him Love me Yes we love him Our thoughts are hot and crazed Our brains are webbed in haze Of mindless senseless daze The Black Widow These words he speaks are true We're all humanary stew If we don't pledge allegiance to The Black Widow Some Folks [4:19] Some folks Love to see red Some folks Never talk about it Some folks Crave a blue lady Some folks Know and still they doubt it I'm just no good without it I'm not a man at all It makes my skin crawl Baby, baby Come on and save me, save me, My, my baby, baby, Come on and save me now Some folks Love to feel pain Some folks Wake up every mornin' Some folks Live for no reason Some folks Die without a warning I'm just no good without it I'm not a man at all It makes my skin crawl Baby, baby Come on and save me, save me, My, my baby, baby, Come on and save me, save me, My, my baby, baby, Come on and save me now I can't live without it I just can't live without it I don't wanna think about it .... I'm just no good without it I'm not a man at all It makes my skin crawl Baby, baby Come on and save me, save me, My, my baby, baby, Come on and save me, save me, My, my baby, baby, Come on and save me, save me, My, my baby, baby, Come on and save me, save me, I can't live without it I just can't live without it I don't wanna think about it .... Only Women Bleed [5:59] Man got his woman to take his seed He got the power - oh-oh She got the need She spends her life through pleasing up her man She feeds him dinner or... anything she can She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Man makes your hair gray He's your life's mistake All you're really lookin' for's an even break He lies right at you You know you hate this game He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all - ooh Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Black eyes all of the time Don't spend a dime Clean up this grime And you there Down on your knees Begging me please Come watch me bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Department Of Youth [3:18] We're in trouble all the time You read about us all in the papers We walk around and bump into walls - a blind delegation And we ain't afraid of high power We're bullet proof And we've never heard of Eisenhower Missile power, justice or truth We're the Department of Youth Your new Department of Youth We're the Department of Youth Just me and youth We talk about this whole stupid world And still come out laughing We never make any sense But hell that never mattered But we'll make it through our blackest hour We're living proof And we've never heard of Billy Sunday Damon Runyon, manners or couth We're the Department of Youth Your new Department of Youth We're the Department of Youth Just me and youth We're the Department of Youth The new Department of Youth We're the Department of Youth We've got the power We're the Department of Youth And who gave it to you? Donny Osmond! What?! Cold Ethyl [3:51] One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss We met last night making love by the refrigerator light Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms One thing No lie Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie She's cool in bed Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms Come on Cold Ethyl Freeze me babe One thing - it's true Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you And everything is my way Ethyl don't have much to say Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms Come here Cold Ethyl What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold Cold Ethyl Cold Cold Ethyl If I live 'til ninety-seven You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven 'cuz you're cool You're ice Cold Ethyl You're my paradise Years Ago [2:51] Here I go again Up and down alone All my friends went home Years ago All my toys are broken and So am I inside mom The carnival has closed Years ago I'm a little boy No, I'm a great big man No, let's be a little boy For a little while longer Maybe an hour? No Steven We have to go back now Isn't that our mom calling? "Steven come home!" Steven [5:52] I don't want to see you go I don't even want to be there I will cover up my eyes And pray it goes away You've only lived a minute of your life I must be dreaming, please stop screaming I don't like to hear you cry You just don't know how deep that cuts me So I will cover up my eyes And it will go away You've only lived a minute of your life I must be dreaming, please stop screaming STEVEN! STEVEN! I hear my name! STEVEN! Is someone calling me? I hear my name! STEVEN! That icy breath that whispers screams of pain! I don't want to feel you die But if that's the way that God has planned you I'll put pennies on your eyes And it will go away See? You've only lived a minute of your life I must be dreaming, please stop screaming Steven.... Is someone calling me? No.... Steven.... I think I hear a voice--- it's outside the door! STEVEN! I hear my name! STEVEN! Is someone calling me? I hear my name! STEVEN! WHAT DO YOU WANT? STEVEN! WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT DO YOU WANT? STEVEN! STEVEN! STEVEN! I hear my name.... The Awakening [2:25] I wake up in the basement I'm so hungry I'm dry I must be here sleepwalking Mustn't I? Getting up from my easy chair looking for my wife Following a trail of crimson Spots that lead into the night Suddenly I realize I see it all through real eyes These crimson spots are dripping from my hand And ooh it makes me feel like a man Escape [3:20] Paint on my cruel or happy face I hide me behind it It takes me inside another place where no-one can find it Escape I get out when I can Escape Anytime I can Escape I'm crying in my beer Escape Just get me out of here Don't get me wrong Don't get me right I'm not like you are When I get home from work at night I'm blacker and bluer So I escape I get out when I can Escape Anytime I can Escape I'm crying in my beer Escape Just get me out of here Where am I running to? There's no place to go Just put on my makeup and get me to the show Yeah Escape My doctor said just come around You'll be taken care of And while he ran my problems down I stole his mascara That's how I escape I get out when I can Escape Anytime I can Escape I'm crying in my beer Escape Just get me out of here Escape Goes To Hell, 1976 Go To Hell [5:02] For criminal acts and violence on the stage For being a brat Refusing to act your age For all the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to Hell For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly For making us doubt our parents authority For choosing to be a living obscenity You can go to Hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your Grandma sick You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane You'd gift-wrap a leper And mail him to your Aunt Jane You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane You can go to Hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your Grandma sick For criminal acts and violence on the stage For being a brat Refusing to act your age For all the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to Hell You Gotta Dance [2:44] We like to throw our bodies around We like to feel each other We're all slaves when we hear that sound says dance says dance says ya gotta dance says dance and there ain't no two ways about it We're all compelled to rise and thrust when we all move together We're all hypnotized by savage lust says dance says dance says ya gotta dance says dance I'm so hot it makes me shiver makes me wet makes me slide It's some spirit I'm possessed by I can't stop We just got to dance dance dance We gotta blow when he says blow And we gotta shake and shimmy We got the strings tied to our soul Says dance says dance says we gotta dance (and I don't mean tomorrow) says dance I'm The Coolest [3:57] You know I'm the coolest That's ever come around You'll notice things get hotter whenever I'm in town I mean I gotta be the coolest who else could it be? Everybody knows who's really cool Me Let's face it, I'm the greatest I'm Mr. Number One My hometown built a statue To their favorite son I mean I gotta be the greatest I'm just a ball of fun I mean I'm definitely the greatest I'm also the coolest You can't leave a package like me Sitting on no shelf Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny I'm gonna save a little for myself Baby, come over here a minute Who is the coolest? I mean how do I look? Yeah. You can't leave a package like me Sitting on no shelf Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny I'm gonna save a little for myself You know the day I was born There were these four dudes up on a hill They said they saw this star Hanging out over town And the whole world seemed to stand still It made the Sunday papers I guess it proves for sure I am the coolest I am the greatest I am the baddest I am the smoothest I'm just the best Sand dancer come on Ah yeah Right Didn't We Meet [4:15] Pardon me But you see I've seen that face before I know those eyes Unearthly wise I feel it more and more To look at you Deja Vu Chills me to the core They say that you were the king of this whole damn thing But that only confused me They say I don't stand a ghost of a chance with my host And it frankly amused me So let's drink a few Cause looking at you I swear Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? Gradually I could see Things are getting clear That ancient face Satanic grace This sudden rush of fear They say that you were the king of this whole damn thing Now they got me believin' They said I don't stand a ghost of a chance with my host So I better be leaving Let's drink a few Cause looking at you I swear Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? Here I am The door's been slammed They're gonna roast my hide Then make me bleed Til I plead For you to let me die They say that you were the king of this whole damn thing Now they got me believin' They said I don't stand a ghost of a chance with my host God I wish I were leaving So let's drink a few Cause looking at you I swear Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep? Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere? I Never Cry [3:45] If there's a tear on my face It makes me shiver to the bone It shakes me, Babe Just a heartache that got in my eye And you know I never cry, I never cry Sometimes I drink more than I need Until the TV's dead and gone I may be lonely But I'm never alone And the night may pass me by But I never cry Take away, take away my eyes Sometimes I'd rather be blind Break a heart, break a heart of stone Open it up but don't you leave it alone 'Cuz that's all I got to give you Believe me Babe, it ain't been used My heart's a virgin, it ain't never been tried And you know I never cry And you know I never cry And you know I never cry well you know, you know, you know, you know, I never cry I never cry Break a heart, break a heart of stone Open it up but don't you leave it alone 'Cuz that's all I got to give you Believe me Babe, it ain't been used My heart's a virgin, it ain't never been tried And you know I never cry I never cry Give The Kid A Break [4:13] Don't know why I'm down here Must be something I said Or some small imperfection In my soul or in my head Don't know why I'm down here Don't reserve to roast or bake I'm fighting off slanderous allegations Why don't you give the kid a break? You don't think maybe we could talk this over You're a reasonable man Could we discuss my grave situation I'm a miserable man And I'm in the frying pan Give the kid a break Give me one good reason why I should All right, all right, so I made a few mistakes But for heaven's sake Watch your language, Kid. OK, OK, don't get hot Don't question my judgement He only reaped what he sowed He cast his pearls before swine And that's good enough for me I don't want to talk it over Even tho' I'm a reasonable man Sonny, from over here Looks like you're in no position to bargain You're a convicted man You're right in the frying pan Give the kid a break Please give me a break Give the kid a break Nah nah, I don't think so, man Come on, you know I got what it takes Can't you give me a break? Sure thing kid, when hell freezes over Ok, don't give the kid a break Hey you guys, I thought you were on my side No they don't Give the kid a break Yeah, well thanks a lot, pals Listen boss, maybe we can make a little deal Isn't there anything I can say Or some kind of fine I can pay Something Don't know why I'm down here Must be something I said (I'm sorry) Or some small imperfection In my soul or in my head It might be some infection It might be a small imperfection or a clear case of misdirection It must be a small imperfection In my soul or in my head Give the kid a break Guilty [3:21] Just tried to have fun raised hell and then some I'm a dirt-talkin', beer drinkin', woman chasin' minister's son Slap on the make-up and blast out the music Wake up the neighbors with a roar like a teenage heavy metal elephant gun If you call that guilty then that's what I am I'm guilty I'm guilty I like driving too fast Love going too far It seems the law's on my ass every time I stick it out of the door If you call that guilty then that's what I am I'm guilty I'm guilty Bad boy on a summer night When the heat makes me mean and I wanna fight With my pedal to the metal And I do what I want to do Bad girls make me feel all right When it's hot and they start screaming in the night Golly gee, it's wrong to be so guilty I'm guilty Guilty I'm guilty My conscience is on vacation in acute degeneration Willpower has sunk to all-time low If you call that guilty well I guess I am I'm guilty I'm guilty If you call that guilty then that's what I am I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty Well I'm guilty Yeah I'm guilty I don't care I'm guilty I think I've been framed anyway They said I'm guilty I'm guilty They're guilty and everyone is guilty Wake Me Gently [5:03] I was scared to death Afraid to close my eyes And find that I was gone Like every other one Who left before the dawn I vanished in the air Am I still there Wake me gently If you can Wake me gently Just touch my hand Wake me gently Pull my sleeve 'Cuz where I'm at Is where I want to leave And in my sleep I look so lifeless on this bed Laid out on satin sheets This dream's a novel That I don't dare complete No happy ending read I think the hero's dead Wake me gently If you can Wake me gently Just touch my hand Wake me gently Pull my sleeve 'Cuz where I'm at Is where I want to leave Me to my slumber And I'll never come home Please help me, I'm frightened Of what's going on What's going on And if I can't wake up Will I be all alone A stranded orphan here Or will I bump into Some other wandering soul And will they talk to me Somebody, somebody please rescue me Wake me gently If you can Wake me gently Just touch my hand Wake me gently Pull my sleeve 'Cuz where I'm at Is where I want to leave I wanna leave I wanna leave I wanna wake up I wanna leave I don't wanna stay I wanna leave I wanna go I wanna go home I wanna go home Just wake me up I wanna go home Wake me up please 'Cuz I wanna go home I wanna go home Wake me Wake me Wish You Were Here [4:35] I sent you a postcard Thought it would be funny Would have sent a souvenir But they took all my money It's pretty warm down here but it ain't sunny And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I tried to call you I tried to call you Long distance operators that only stall you Besides the damn rates are so high They just appall you And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here It started out a nice vacation Left the station right on time Can't get a ticket to get me home, dear They just don't have too many flights from twilight zone, dear So don't forget to feed my cats Spot and Jerome, dear And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here Seeing all the sights here I'm getting lonely I'd show you all the film I took if they would only let me go home dear, sincerely I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm Always Chasing Rainbows [2:13] At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness And to find it how often I've tried But my life is a race just a wild goose chase and all my dreams have been denied Why have I always been a failure What can the reason be I wonder if the world's to blame I wonder if it could be me I'm always chasing rainbows Watching clouds drifting by My schemes are just like all my dreams Ending in the sky Some fellows look and find the sunshine I always look and find the rain And some fellows make a winning sometime and I never even make a gain I'm always chasing rainbows Waiting to find the little bluebird in vain Going Home [3:47] I'm going home There I am in my bedroom I'm safe and snug and snoring and so glad to be there I'm going home None of this ever happened But God, I really did it Still nothing has changed I'm going home I'm going home To my own room to all the mess To all the dirty laundry It looks so good I don't care I'm just so glad to be back home Sweet home I wonder if anyone missed me Or have I been gone so long They thought that I died How many said I wonder what happened to Alice How many shrugged or laughed How many cried But I don't give a damn 'Cuz I'm going home I'm going home To my own room to all the mess To all the dirty laundry It looks so good I don't care I'm just so glad to be back home I'm going home Nothing can stop me now I'm going home Nothing can stop me now I'm going home Nothing can stop me now I'm going home Nothing can stop me now I'm going home Nothing can stop me now I'm going home Nothing can stop me now Lay still, Steven, and I'll tell you a bedtime story. I'll tell you a bedtime story that's not for all children. It's a very special story, that only special children will understand. It's a half-awake story, and it will be better if you close your eyes. It's a story that takes place in a dream, like other nightmares you have known. It's a dream that Alice has dreamed. You can dream along with him. You can follow Alice down the staircase, deep, down the stairs to the pit where he doesn't want to go, but he has to. If you go to sleep now, Steven, you can go down the long and endless stairway and sing sweet songs to Alice and free him. And if you can't get to sleep, Steven, and in the middle of the night you get out of bed, when everything is quiet and the trees are still and the birds are hiding from the dark, you can lie down on your bedroom floor and press your ear tightly to the boards. If you listen very carefully you can hear Alice searching for a way out, forever chasing rainbows. Sleep tight, Steven. And have a good night. Lace and Whiskey, 1977 It's Hot Tonight [3:20] It's hot tonight Too hot for talkin' It's hot tonight I sweat tonight I sweat no sleeping It's too hot tonight Dogs are barkin' Cats are screamin' Streets are steamin' Gods own heats the devil' demon My turn tonight To burn with fever I burn tonight I smoke tonight I'm all on fire It's damn hot tonight Summer nights they Make me crazy Make me all hazy It's hot tonight It's too hot for talkin' It's hot tonight I sweat tonight I sweat no sleeping It's too hot tonight Dogs are barkin' Cats are screamin' Streets are steamin' Gods own heats the devil' demon, yeah Lace And Whiskey [3:15] I find myself running in circles Lost and half insane And I need a cure sometimes To knock out the pain So I yell out for some kind of angel To come down and rescue me Be as soft as you can Put a drink in my hand I'm as scared as I ever could be Gimme lace and whiskey Mamas home remedy Double indemnity Fills me with ecstasy La-aa-aace and whiskey Lots of things I really want here Lots of things I really need There's an animal soul inside That I've gotta feed The hot mama living above me Always gets a rise from me She's so soft in my hands I give her all she can stand Make a full fledged man outta me Gimme lace and whiskey Mamas home remedy Double indemnity Fills me with ecstasy La-aa-ace and whiskey La-aa-ace and whiskey I ain't hard assed So babe don't make me mean I want a hot place To go and show you things Gimme lace and whiskey Mamas home remedy Double indemnity Fills me with ecstasy La-aa-ace and whiskey I'll end up a broken old hobo With red and yellow eyes Swear' and drunk and dyin' But no ones surprised That's a long long way from today babe As far as I can see So shake off your shoes Go and get me my booze Lay your love and your laces on me Gimme lace and whiskey Mamas home remedy Double indemnity Fills me with ecstasy La-aa-ace and whiskey La-aa-ace and whiskey La-aa-ace and whiskey La-aa-ace and whiskey Road Rats [4:54] We work this band 'cause they make it rock, but we're the guys that make it roll. We move the drums and amps and junk. Road rats: we're a pack, and the road's our home. On the road half my young man's life. I spend a lot of time; ain't got no bread to show for it. Road rats: all the cash spent on whites and wine. We're the men behind the man. We're the backbone muscle clan. We do a thousand one night stands. If the stars can make it, if the band can shake it, well, if those guys can take it, we can, yeah. We work this band 'cause they make it rock, but we're the guys that make it roll. We move the drums and amps and junk. Road rats: we're a pack, and the road's our home. Road rats: we're a pack, and the road's our home. Road rats: we're a pack, and the road's our home. Road rats: we're a pack, and the road's our home. We're the men behind the man. We're the backbone muscle clan. We do a thousand one night stands. If the stars can make it, if the band can shake it, well, if those guys can take it, we can, yeah. Damned If I Do [3:13] I'm gonna sign my name to full confession. It seems the woman I loved last night belongs to another man. They like to take you home; they like to purr and tease you. but I'm a passionate man, and I couldn't leave her alone. 'Cause you are damned if you do, damned if you don't; damned if you will, damned if you won't. Sometimes they look so good, but don't you let'em deceive ya. 'Cause then you find out that they got some kind of a venomous mind. And the thing that's worse is that it all seems worth it. I'm still a passionate man, and she wouldn't leave me alone. If you think that being a stud is easy, well, now don't ask me, boys; I wouldn't know. I'm a little slow. And you are damned if you do, and damned if you don't; you are damned if you will, and your damned if you won't. If you think that being a stud is easy, well, now don't ask me, boys; I wouldn't know. I'm a little slow. Gonna sign my name to full confession. It seems the woman I loved last night belongs to another man. They like to take you home; they like to purr and tease you. and I'm a passionate man, and I couldn't leave her alone. 'Cause you are damned if you do, damned if you don't; damned if you will, damned if you won't. damned if you do, damned if you don't; damned if you will, damned if you won't. I'll be damned You And Me [5:11] When I get home from work, I wanna wrap myself around you. I wanna take you and squeeze you Til the passion starts to rise. I wanna take you to heaven. That would make my day complete. But you and me ain't no movie stars. What we are is what we are. We share a bed, some lovin', and TV, yeah. And that's enough for a workin' man. What I am is what I am. And I tell you, babe, well that's enough for me. Sometimes when you're asleep and I'm just starin' at the ceiling, I wanna reach out and touch you, but you just go on dreamin'. If I could take you to heaven, that would make my day complete. But you and me ain't no movie stars. What we are is what we are. We share a bed, some lovin', and TV, yeah. That's enough for a workin' man. What I am is what I am. And I tell you, sweetheart that's just enough for me. You and me ain't no super stars. What we are is what we are. We share a bed, some popcorn, and TV, yeah. And that's enough for a workin' man. What I am is what I am. And I tell you, babe, you're just enough for me. When I get home from work, I wanna wrap myself around you. I like to hold you squeeze you Til the passion starts to rise. I wanna take you to heaven. That would make my day complete. You and me ain't no movie stars. What we are is what we are. We share a bed, of lovin', and TV, yeah. And that's enough for a workin' man. What I am well that's what I am. I tell you, baby, that's just enough for me. King Of the Silver Screen [5:35] By day I'm a workin' man, layin' bricks or layin' pipe. I don't stand out in a crowd; just look like one of the guys. Little do they know, when I'm alone in bed at night, I become the King of the Silver Screen. I stare at the ceiling there; I know where I belong. I two step with Fred Astaire or fighting old King Kong. I can be any hero at all; Zorro or Don Juan. I know I'm the King of the Silver Screen. Hollywood movies keep flashin' across my mind. I could've been Valentino if I was born in another time. I might be solving a case or swinging from a tree. Share a joke with Crosby and Hope; we're such good friends, you see. Even dazzle the Academy with my versatility. 'Cause I'm the King of the Silver Screen. Hollywood movies keep flashin' across my mind. I could've been Errol Flynn if I was born in another time. I could've been a star. I could've been a star. I could've played that part. But Hollywood movies keep flashin' before my eyes. I could've been Greta Garbo if I was born in another time. I wake the very next day go on back to work. I'm just a face in a crowd; another average jerk. And all the guys on the building site look at me flirt. Because I'm the Queen of the Silver. Recitation: Yes, I'm the Queen of the Silver Screen. I admit it to all my fellow workers. I don't care any more. I'm tired of closets. I'm gonna eat my makeup for lunch today. Just stop hittin' me again. All right guys? I'm going to Hollywood to be a starlet. I know I'm 240 pounds and play center for the Detroit Lions. I don't care any more. I like makeup and dresses and Hollywood. I'll make somebody a great little wife. "Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn." Ubangi Stomp [2:12] Well, I rocked over Italy and I rocked over Spain. I rocked in Memphis; it was all the same Til I rocked to Africa. I rolled off the ship. I seem them natives doin' an odd looking skip. I parted the weeds and I looked over the swamp, and I seen them cats doin' the Ubangi Stomp. Ubangi Stomp is a rock and roll. It beats anything that's ever been told. Ubangi Stomp, Ubangi style; when it kicks, it drives a cool cat wild. Well I looked up the chief; he invited me in. He said, "A heap big jam session's 'bout to begin." I grabbed up a tom and I picked up the beat. That crazy thing sent shivers to my feet. I rocked and I rolled and I skipped with a smile. I did the Ubangi Stomp with a Ubangi style. Well, we rocked all night and part of the day. Had a good, rock-in' time with the chief's daughter Mae. I'm makin' good time and I'm gettin' in the know when the captain said, "Son, we've gotta go." I said, "That's all right. You go right ahead. I'm gonna Ubangi Stomp til I roll over dead." Ubangi Stomp is a rock and roll. It beats anything that's ever been told. Ubangi Stomp, Ubangi style; when it kicks, it drives a cool cat wild. Ubangi Stomp, thank you. (No More) Love At Your Convenience [3:49] Your childish game is over now. Lost your power over night some how. Better see it ain't gonna be like it used to be. No more love at your convenience. No more love at your command. No more love at your convenience. Lots of time late at night, I really needed you. I'm telling you tonight's the night. Close your mouth; turn off the light. Pull me babe. Pull me down closer on you. No more love at your convenience. No more love at your command. No more love at your convenience. Lots of time late at night, I really needed you. I really needed you. I really needed you. No more love at your convenience. No more love at your command. No more love at your convenience. Quit your tears and dry your eyes. You know I hate to see you cry. Don't you see, things gotta be what they got to. No more love at your convenience. No more love at your convenience. No more love at your convenience. No more love at your convenience. No more love at your convenience. No more love at your convenience. We made up when they split us, but we know it's just the way of it I Never Wrote Those Songs [4:34] My tape recorder, it must be lyin' 'cause this I just can't believe. I hear a voice that's cryin', that's not me. The wheel goes round. I hear a sound. It's comin' out all wrong. And I swear to you I never wrote that song. I been livin' in my own shell so long: the only place I ever feel at home. And oh, that music, I hate those lyrics. It stayed inside me so long. And I swear to you I never wrote that song. But pardon me, I'm not lookin' for sympathy, Not sympathy. I'm just thinking out loud. the melody, it goes nowhere pointlessly. Silence please. I been livin' in my own shell so long: the only place I ever feel at home. And oh, that music, I hate those lyrics. It stayed inside me so long. And I swear to you I never. My God [5:42] If I should find myself in blackest night, and fear is stabbin' me all over, a tiny prayer cracks the dark with light, and I here sounds behind my wall. Inside, a still small voice, it calls and calls. Then like a thunder bolt it falls and falls: My God! When life becomes more real than children's games, or we've become too old to play them, We'll grow old gracefully, we'll hide our shame. but there's that voice behind the wall. And like my conscience, it is still and small. Each word is mercy, protects us all: My God! "Et in lux perpetuo" "Deu domine" "Et in pax aeternus" "Deu domine" I was a boy, when tempted, fell sometimes, and fell so low, no one could see me, save for the eyes of Him that sees my crime. When sheep, like me, have drifted lost, all frightened children who are tempest tossed, down flies His wrath like an albatross: My God! From the Inside, 1978 From the Inside [3:54] I got lost on the road somewhere Was it Texas or was it Canada Drinking whiskey in the morning light I work the stage all night long At first we laughed about it My long-haired drunken friends Proposed a toast to Jimmy's ghost I never dreamed that I would wind up on the losing end I'm stuck here on the inside looking out I'm just another case Where's my makeup where's my face on the inside All got your kicks from what you saw up there Eight bucks even buys a folding chair I was downing seagrams on another flight And I worked that stage all night long You were screaming for the villain up there And I was much obliged The old road sure screwed me good this time It's hard to see where the vicious circle ends I'm stuck here on the inside looking out That's no big disgrace Where's my makeup where's my face on the inside Wish I Were Born in Beverly Hills [3:38] She looked so sleek and sassy Rolling down Rodeo Drive She got her daddy's black Corniche And her tennis pro by her side And she wants her mother's lover To exercise her skill And if she don't score him fast She knows that her brother will Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills She says that she's an actress Just never got a part Now she's a teenage mess With a burned out Gucci heart She cracked one day at Cartier When things came to a head They put her trinkets away And wrapped her up instead Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills She bit like a dog and she screamed like hell "You ain't taking me to no padded cell You better take all your hands off my high priced tail" Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills The Quiet Room [3:53] The California air Your nightgown on the stairs I remember every night Scenes from home in the Quiet Room How long have I been gone Did winter kill the lawn And all those polaroids you sent Are on the wall in the Quiet Room They've got this place Where they've been keeping me Where I can't hurt myself I can't get my wrists to bleed Just don't know why Suicide appeals to me The Quiet Room Is sterilized and white It's like a tomb With just a moth stained naked night Plastic forks and spoon No laces in my shoes They all know what I tried to do Outside the Quiet Room This quiet place It ain't so new to me It's haunted atmosphere Has heard so many scream My home from home My twilight zone My strangest dream My confidant I have confessed my life The Quiet Room Knows more about me than my wife They've got this place Where they've been keeping me Where I can't hurt myself I just can't I just can't get these damn wrists to bleed A mattress on the floor No handles on the door I really need nothing here I'm alone Nurse Rozetta [4:16] I'm a shepherd for the pentecost I got my scriptures and my wires crossed I got no kids and I got no home They want us holy men to live alone Since I've been here for a little stay I see Rozetta day by day She turns my head makes me cough I want to tear my collar off I just can't sleep at night Rozetta dressed in white She's got the Devil's light Shining in her eyes Screamed my sermon damning sin and vice When underneath I was a regular guy My pulpit melted like a block of ice When a bolt of lightning hit me from the sky From my stretcher when they wheeled me in I stared directly in the eyes of sin Nurse Rozetta standing over me And I was helpless as a man of God could be Nurse Rozetta I won't let her Catch me peering down her sweater Fantasizing silk suspenders on her thighs Nurse Rozetta make me better Secretly my eyes undress her Let me feel your tongue depressor I'm suddenly twice my size My pants are all wet inside She's so creative with a bar of soap And so inventive with a stethoscope To check my pulse she gotta hold my hand I blow the fuse on the encephalogram Satan sent her from the bowels of hell I should have recognized old Jezbel I surrendered to the urges felt She popped the buckle on my bible belt I just can't sleep at night Rozetta dressed in white She's got the Devil's light Shining in her eyes I'd lick her nylon seams Like a hungry cat with cream Oh what a vivid scene And I can't hold back no more Millie and Billie [4:13] Billie I wonder why are we insane Will we ever get better Will we stay the same Billie I'm worried Millie don't worry No one knows our pain Being in love is crazy not alone that way I know you're worried today God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel alone He was thinking of us he was thinking of us God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel so alone Billie my mind seems to wander To events of a night long ago Driving alone with our guilt well concealed In the trunk of your '68 Olds Millie our world's an asylum And our minds like you say ain't that straight But you know and I know our passion's Not deformed it's true I'd say We'll love our lifetime God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel alone He was thinking of us he was thinking of us God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel so alone Billie I dream of our children They're frightening and gruesome and sad And I don't want them growing inside me They're no price for the love that we have Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane Oh Millie oh Billie Oh Billie it's fresh in my memory The night that it had to be done You with your pick axe and scissors And you with your shovel and gun And I liked your late husband Donald But such torture his memory brings All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies Guess love makes you do funny things Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane Oh Millie oh Billie Serious [2:45] When I look back at my time at the track And I played and I played and I played and I was Shooting the craps at the back of Fat Jack's Come on fade me Jake I'm a Las Vegas dreamer they took to the cleaners A bath what a bath what a bath I'd take A fish on a hook I was rattled and shook 'cause I lost my stake I took that serious All of my life was a laugh and a joke And a drink and a smoke And then I passed out on the floor Again and again and again and again and again I'm a gambling fool with a roll and a cue Wanna play wanna play wanna play with me Put my ass on the line rubbed my nose in the grime And they picked me clean The chance and the game drove Old Silkly insane What a pain what a strain on my brain it was A fish on a hook I was rattled and shook 'cause I lost my stake I took that serious All of my life was a laugh and a joke A drink and a smoke And then I passed out on the floor Again and again and again and again and again Serious it was serious oh so serious Serious it was serious oh so serious All of my life was a laugh and a joke A drink and a smoke And then I passed out on the floor Or a friend Again and again and again and again and again All of my life was a laugh and a joke A drink and a smoke And then I passed out on the floor Or a friend Again and again and again and again and again and again And again and again and again and again and again And again and again How You Gonna See Me Now [3:58] Dear darlin' surprised to hear from me? Bet you're sittin' drinkin' coffee, yawnin' sleepily Just to let you know I'm gonna be home soon I'm kinda awkward and afraid Time has changed your point of view How you gonna see me now Please don't see me ugly babe 'Cause I know I let you down In oh so many ways How you gonna see me now Since we've been on our own Are you gonna love the man When the man gets home Listen darlin' now I'm heading for the west Straightened out my head but my old heart is still a mess Yes I'm worried honey Guess that's natural though It's like I'm waiting for a welcome sign Like a hobo in the snow How you gonna see me now Please don't see me ugly babe 'Cause I know I let you down In oh so many ways How you gonna see me now Since we've been on our own Are you gonna love the man When the man gets home And just like the first time We're just strangers again I might have grown out of style In the place I've been And just like the first time I'll be shakin' inside When I walk in the door There'll be no place to hide How you gonna see me now Please don't see me ugly babe 'Cause I know I let you down In oh so many ways How you gonna see me now Since we've been on our own Are you gonna love the man When the man gets home For Veronica's Sake [3:37] I got my name and number I got my bed assigned I got a dog in the city pound That I left behind I'm strapped down and wild-eyed She's locked up in a pen She needs somebody to feed her And I'm her only friend So for Veronica's sake I gotta get out of here Yeah for Veronica's sake, she can get pretty weird Yeah for Veronica's sake I gotta get myself out of here We both been put in cages We got our shots and tags I got my sweatin' fist to shake She's got her tail to wag She has to bark and whimper While I could scream and shout The clock above the psycho ward Says time is running out So for Veronica's sake I gotta get out of here Yeah for Veronica's sake, she can get pretty weird Yeah for Veronica's sake I gotta get myself out of here And I can see her howling all night at the lonely moon They're going to give her the gas if I don't get there soon I gotta get there soon For Veronica's sake I gotta get out of here Yeah for Veronica's sake, she can get pretty weird Jackknife Johnny [3:46] From his army confessions of his military days You still carry the shrapnel you're shell-shocked and dazed Dear Johnny have you lost your way Or like denim and leather are you faded and frayed Institute lackies with hot bourbon breath White coats and needles Johnny like to scare you to death Dear Johnny do you feel your best When you're strung out at night on your morphine and meth Jackknife Johnny you're a floor moppin' flunkie Tool of a dagger's drawn world Jackknife Johnny them old vets gotta hate you For bringing home that V.C. girl Jackknife Johnny welcome to our world From the tone deaf hearing of the draft board game You were washing cars down in Dallas when the holocaust came Dear Johnny your excuse was lame All your friends sleep in boxes while you sleep in chains Jackknife Johnny you're a bad jungle monkey Tool of a dagger's drawn world Jackknife Johnny them old vets gotta hate you For bringing home that V.C. girl Jackknife Johnny welcome to our world Jackknife Johnny you're a floor moppin' flunkie Tool of a dagger's drawn world Jackknife Johnny them old vets gotta hate you For bringing home that V.C. girl Jackknife Johnny welcome to our world Jackknife Johnny you're a bad jungle monkey Tool of a dagger's drawn world Jackknife Johnny them old vets gotta hate you For bringing home that V.C. girl Jackknife Johnny Inmates (We're All Crazy) [5:03] It's not like we did something wrong We just burned down the church While the choir within sang religious songs And it's not like we thought we was right We just played with the wheels of a passenger train That cracked on the tracks one night It's not like we ain't on the ball We just talk to our shrinks Huh they talk to their shrinks No wonder we're up the wall We're not stupid or dumb We're the lunatic fringe who rusted the hinge On Uncle Sam's daughters and sons Good old boys and girls Congregating waiting in another world With roller coaster brains Imagine playing with trains Good old boys and girls Congregating waiting in some other world We're all crazy we're all crazy we're all crazy Lizzy Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks And don't think we're trying to be bad All the innocent crime seemed alright at the time Not necessarily mad not necessarily mad We watch every day for the bus And the driver would say "That's where lunatics stay" I wonder if he's talking about us It's not like we're vicious or gone We just dug up the graves where your relatives lay In old forest lawn And it's not like we don't know the score We're the fragile elite they dragged off the street I guess they just couldn't take us no more Good old boys and girls Congregating waiting in another world With roller coaster brains Imagine digging up graves Good old boys and girls Congregating waiting in some other world We're all crazy we're all crazy we're all crazy we're all crazy We're all crazy we're all crazy we're all crazy we're all crazy We're all crazy Flush the Fashion, 1980 Talk Talk [2:08] I got me a complication And it's an only child Concern my reputation As something more than wild I know it serves me right But I can't sleep at night I have to hide my face Or go some other place No! I won't cry out for justice Admit that I was wrong Stay in hibernation 'Til the talk subsides and gone My social life's a dud My name is really mud I'm up to here in lies I guess I'm down to size To size I can't seem to talk about The things that bother me Seems to be what everybody has Against me! (ooh! ooh! ooh! yeah!) Now here's my situation And how it really stands I'm out of circulation I've all but washed my hands My social life's a dud My name is really mud I'm up to here in lies I guess I'm down to size To size Talk, talk Talk, talk Talk, talk Talk, talk Clones (We're All) [3:04] I'm a clone I know it and I'm fine I'm one and more are on the way I'm two, doctor Three's on the line He'll take incubation another day I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all We destroyed the government We're destroying time No more problems on the way I'm through doctor We don't need your kind The other ones Ugly ones Stupid boys Wrong ones I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all Six is having problems Adjusting to his clone status Have to put him on a shelf "Please don't put me on a shelf" All day long we hear him crying so loud I just wanna be myself I just wanna be myself I just wanna be myself Be myself Be myself I'm all alone, so are we all We destroyed the government We're destroying time No more problems on the way I'm through doctor We don't need your kind The other ones Ugly ones Stupid boys Wrong ones I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all Pain [4:06] I'm hidden in the scream When the virgin dies I'm the ache in the belly When your baby cries And I'm the burnin' sensation When the convict fries I'm pain I'm your pain Unspeakable pain I'm your private pain And I'm the compound fracture In the twisted car And I'm the lines on the face Of the tramp at the bar And I'm the reds by the bed Of the suicide star You know me- I'm pain I'm your pain Your own private pain Unfathomable pain And it's a compliment to me To hear you screamin' through the night All night Tonight I'm the holes in your arm When you're feeling the shakes I'm the lump on your head When you step on the rake And I'm the loudest one laughing At the saddest wake Yes I'm pain I'm just pain Dear old pain You need your pain And I'm the loudest one laughing At the saddest wake I'm the salt in the sweat On the cuts of the slaves I was the wound in the side While Jesus prayed I was the filthiest word At the vandalized grave Yes, pain Do you love me pain I love my pain I'm your pain It's a compliment to me To hear you screamin' through the night All night Tonight Leather Boots [1:38] Leather boots poundin' the floor Black and shiny kickin' the door The police, hit the streets They would never take the boots off of their feet If I break the law and get caught I could get smashed in the face By the big boys 'Cause they're frightened by the real world Frightened by the real world Scared of the real world. Oh yeah. I saw a cop, he looked pretty shot By some criminals, left there to rot I took a look, no one around I put on his boots and stomped on the ground Stood tall and felt so strong I wanted to be just like them So I could hurt somebody Hurt somebody Hurt somebody, hurt somebody Scared of the real world. Oh yeah. Scared of the real world. Oh yeah. Don't litter or score in the dark Don't kill your lover and don't overpark Cause if you murder or if you loot Get the heel of my new leather boots If I break the law and get caught You could get smashed in the face By this young boy Who is frightened by the real world This boy is frightened by the real world I gonna hurt somebody 'Cause I'm frightened of the real world. Oh yeah. Aspirin Damage [2:56] I get these killer headaches I get one everyday I wake up with a migraine Since you ran away Got a load of tension Burnin' up my neck Something is wrong with my suspension So pass those tablets to this wreck Aspirin damage, Aspirin damage Kills the pain, destroys the brain No one told me 'bout Aspirin damage Sometimes I find myself shakin' From the medication taken Oh yeah. I balance my Excedrin And Anacins in stacks I'm a pain reliever junkie I got a Bayer on my back. I went to see the doctor He walked me down the hall Said "Strip down 'til you're naked Your suit, your tie and all." Aspirin damage, Aspirin damage Kills the pain, destroys the brain Aspirin damage, my disadvantage Sometimes I find myself shakin' From the medication taken Oh yeah. Aspirin damage, Aspirin damage Kills the pain, destroys the brain No one told me 'bout Aspirin damage Sometimes I find myself shakin' From the medication taken Oh yeah Nuclear Infected [2:15] I'm nuclear infected I really don't mind I just go out when the sun goes down And have a real good time. I can clear out any ballgame In a minute and a half Just show up - glow up And have a real good laugh When I'm happy I glow yellow When I'm sad I glow blue And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you I'm nuclear infected Really ain't that bad In fact it's about the best time I guess I ever had I'm nuclear infected Looking for a mate So slip on something lead, babe And go out on a date When I'm happy I glow yellow When I'm sad I glow blue, yeah And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you Nuclear infected....... don't make me angry Nuclear infected....... don't make shake Nuclear infected....... don't get me to sneeze Nuclear infected....... that's a big mistake I want to live on Three Mile Island Where things are clean and neat 'Cause we don't have no health freaks Clutterin' up our streets I'm nuclear infected, I need something to eat A China Syndrome Salad with plutonium and cheese. When I'm happy I glow yellow When I'm sad I glow blue And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you Grim Facts [3:25] The boy's got problems The boy's got stress The boys' a .38 hidden in his desk The boy's got a chickie With four months to go Grim Facts - every parent better know The girl's a deadly teaser Wants to do a private show She's got a hundred thousand fantasies She wants the band to know She likes to brush across my Levis She likes to watch him grow Grim Facts - every parent better know Grim Facts - every parent better know Red lights Gang fights Brewing in the heat Cop cars Gay bars On your precious street That ain't so neat Sister's on the street now Looking for some Joe Only got about an hour To pay for her new nose She gets a hundred for her body A nickel for her soul These are grim facts - every parent better know Grim facts - every parent better know Red lights Gang fights Brewing in the heat Cop cars Gay bars On your precious street That ain't so neat And I'm feeling itchy Got a fire down below I'm a walkin' loaded time bomb Just about to blow Tries to slide inside my pockets But it's strictly SRO Grim facts - every parent better know Grim facts - every parent better know Red lights Gang fights Brewing in the heat Cop cars Gay bars On your precious street That ain't so neat Mmm Grim facts, you know, growing all the time Mmm Grim facts, real grim Yeah. Model Citizen [2:39] Be an Arab Be a Jew Be a boxing Kangaroo Beat yourself All black and blue I don't care Be a bleeder Be a Cancer A hemophiliac Romancer Be a crippled disco Dancer Oooh... What a pair He's a model citizen I think I've got them fooled them again He's an ultra-sweety guy And a master of disguise He's a model citizen Just keep believing that my friends I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an all American!!! I'm a hostage In a city of creeps They've got mercenary guards That watch me sleep They'd like to kill me slow Bury me deep In the heart of Texas I'm a martyr I'm a sadist I might be the Saviour here to save us I'm a friend of Sammy Davis, casually He's a model citizen I think I've got them fooled again He's an ultra-sweety guy I won't let down my disguise He's a model citizen Just keep believing that my friends I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an all American I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an all American Dance Yourself To Death [3:09] My liberated parents They are gonin' out tonight They read the hippest magazines They've loosened their uptights Dad's wearin' real tight Levis And some Gucci Tennis shoes He's got a T-shirt custom made for him Saying "Give me pot not booze" I get a kiss good-bye I get all numb and high From all the smoke left on their breath I smile and wish them well Then I pray like hell They go and dance themselves to death Mom's hair's all green and dirty She wears a high tech Devo Suit She changed her name to Xerox She hides Quaaludes in her boots Oh, me, I'm all real embarrassed When I hear the things they do They kinda compromise my social position And my cool-ativity is suffering too! I get a kiss good-bye I get all numb and high From all the smoke left on their breath I smile and wish them well Then I pray like hell They go and dance themselves to death Ahh dance, real hard I get a kiss good-bye I get all numb and high From all the smoke left on their breath I smile and wish them well Then I pray like hell They go and dance themselves to death Come on momma Come on daddy Come on skinny Come on fatty Shake it Martha Shake it Larry Shake it Mr. Coronary You gotta dance dance Come on and dance dance Dance til you're outta breath Headlines [3:18] Do a show Save a child Raise a million bucks That'll last a while Fight at parties Buy a horse Lose a couple Win that big divorce I wanna be in the headlines Anything to be in the headlines Saw my chance Made my break Took the biggest float In the Rose parade Got jailed No disgrace A hundred million people Saw my face Called a conference With the press Announced my marriage plans In a wedding dress Climb a building At six-below On New Year's Eve Without a stitch of clothes I wanna be in the headlines Anything to be in the headlines As long as they spell my name right I hope that they catch my best side Popped out From a cake At the President's ball What a big mistake Fifty guns Aimed at me I was nearly killed But what publicity Nominated Something big Stole the hottest scene Says the Globe And Trib Porno movie Comes to light But I was starving then So that's alright I wanna be in the headlines Anything to be in the headlines As long as the spell my name right Hope that they catch my best side Keep my sidewalk status star bright Feel free to walk on me tonight Just don't spit on me. Headlines, headlines, Headlines, headlines, Headlines, headlines, Headlines. Special Forces, 1981 Who Do You Think We Are [4:20] Who do you think we are I'm machinery With a semi-automatic heart I'm unclassified I terminate, I tear apart I'm always there when you think I'm not I'm razor sharp and I'm white and hot My finger squeezes out the final shot Say "Goodbye" No integrity No conscience, I'm just sold and bought I'm insanity I'm a camouflag-ed work of art I've done some things I really can't describe I've made some mouths open pretty wide And I am licensed - trained and bona fide Say "Goodbye" Who do you think we are Special forces in an armored car Who do you think we are We don't care, we don't care I'm carnivorous Can't count the flesh that I've been through Never sick of this I'm red and white and black and blue I'm always there when you think I'm not I'm razor sharp and I'm white and hot My finger squeezes out the final shot Say "Goodbye" Who do you think we are Special forces in an armored car Who do you think we are We don't care, we don't care Seven And Seven Is [2:41] Yeah! Oom oom! When I was a boy I thought that someday I would be a man I'd sit inside the fireplace, pretend that I was in the can Go inside my room and put my mind in an ice cream cone And you can throw me if you want, but I'm a ball and I go Oom pep pep, oom pep pep! Yeah! Yeah. Oh, yeah yeah! Now if I don't stop crying, it because that I have got no eyes My heart lies in the fireplace, my dog lies hypnotised And then there was the time I wasn't able to find my way And I'm trapped inside a night, but I'm a day and I go Oom pep pep, oom pep pep! Yeah! Yeah, yeah! Mmmm Oh yeah, yeah! Oom oom! One, hum, two, deliver. Money. Hmmmm Heh Hmmm Heh Hmmm Heh Hmmm Heh Hmmm Heh Hmmm Oom pep pep, oom pep pep! Yeah. Hmmm Check Hmmm Check Hmmm Check Hmmm Check Hmmm Check Now, when I was a boy I thought that someday I would be a man I'd sit inside the fireplace, pretend that I was in a can Go inside my room and put my mind in an ice cream cone Now you can throw me if you want, cause I'm a ball and I go Oom pep pep, oom pep pep! Yeah! Yeah, yeah! Oom pep pep, oom pep pep! Yeah! Hmmm Oom Oom pep pep, oom pep pep! Yeah! Cause I go Omm Hmmm Check Hmmm Check Hmmm Check Hmmm Check Oom pep pep pep, oom pep pep pep! Oom pep pep, oom pep pep! Yeah! Prettiest Cop On The Block [3:13] I'm 6 foot 3 with a fist like a hammer And I work with the Vice Squad when I can And when I pull out my badge they forget all my glamor Little guys all surprised Take a seat Peek at me It's a bust I'm a man I'm the prettiest cop on the block I set your souls on fire Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I'm cool and I'm so mean Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I've handcuffed your desire I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock My kids are confused and my wife is in shock I'm a full blooded man not a weak immitation I like to flex my arms in the neon lights I'm a queen on the street and a king at the station It's a secret of mine, not a sign I'm gonna make that right Because.. I'm the prettiest cop on the block I set your souls on fire Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I'm cool and I'm so mean Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I've handcuffed your desire I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock My kids are confused and my wife is in shock I must look pretty shocking In my bullet proof vest With my black lace stockings All this hair on my chest When the boys see me coming All the boys start to run They all got their empty holsters And I got the only gun Because.. Because, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I set your souls on fire Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I'm cool and I'm so mean Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I handcuff your desires I got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock My kids are confused and my wife is in shock I'm the prettiest cop on the block I set your souls on fire Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block And I'm cool -- so mean I'm the prettiest cop on the block I handcuff your desires I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty, so pretty Yes I'm gorgeous I'm really lovely And I'm so mean, so mean I'm oooo I'm mean But I'm pretty And I'm mean Sooo Pretty But I'm mean And I'm pretty . . . Don't Talk Old To Me [2:54] Don't tell me I should, I better, I can Don't talk old to me Don't shake that finger in my face no more Cuz I might bite it off and spit it on the floor Better get secure get my life insured Buy a house and car that run Better sell my bike, my leather coats Those city auto parts and all my guns Don't talk old to me Don't talk so old to me Don't talk old to me tonight, tonight Don't tell me I should, I better, I can Don't talk old to me Don't shake that finger in my face no more Cuz I might bite it off and spit it on the floor Don't talk old to me (Don't talk old to me) Don't talk so old to me (Don't talk old to me) Don't talk old to me tonight, tonight Don't talk old to me (Don't talk old to me) Kill me psychologically (Psychologically) Don't talk old to me tonight Don't bark and I won't bite Won't bite Don't you bark Better get secure get my life insured Buy a house and car that run Better sell my bike, my leather Those city auto parts and all my guns No fun, no fun No fun, no fun, no fun, no fun fun fun Don't talk old to me.. Generation Landslide '81 (Live) [3:53] Please clean your plate dear the Lord above can see ya Don't you know people are starving in Korea Alcohol and razor blades and poison and needles, Kindergarten people, they used 'em they need 'em The over indulgent machines were their children And there wasn't a way down on earth here to cool 'em Cos they look just like humans at Kresge's and Woolworths But decadent brains were at work to destroy Brats in batallions were ruling the streets and Generation landslide, close the gap between them And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies Who never conceived those billion dollar babies La da da da daa Militant mothers hiding in the basement Using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets Molotov milk bottles heaved from pink highchairs While mothers' lib burns birth certificate papers And dad gets his allowance from his sonny the dealer Who's pubic to the world but involved in high finance Sister's out til 5, doing banker son's hours But she owns a Mazarotti that's a gift from his father Stop at full speed, at 100 miles per hour The Colgate invisible shield finally got 'em And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies Who never conceived those billion dollar babies La da da da daa No one gives an oink about prom night or football Cos just getting home from school safe is a gamble and a blessing Girlsies play with girlsies and boysies with boysies Bored with one another, like old broken Christmas toysies Kids are all hot and their parents so are noisy And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies Who never conceived those billion dollar babies Skeletons In The Closet [3:43] Woah-oh, woah-oh Skeletons in my closet Woah-oh, woah-oh yeah Skeletons in my closet Skeletons in my closet Skeletons in my shoes Skeletons I can only see Skeletons I can lose I said woah-oh, woah-oh I got skeletons in my closet I said woah-oh, woah-oh yeah Skeletons in my closet Skeletons in my basement Loitering on my streets Wearing my best pajamas Sandwiched between my sheets I said woah-oh, woah-oh yeah Skeletons in my closet I said woah-oh, woah-oh yeah Skeletons in my closet Ooh, I see bones I see bones, icy bones Ooh, I see bones Say say bones - say boys don't you see them bones? Rattle them bones at midnight Shaking my bed, no sleep I find fingers in my coat pocket Skeletons from the deep I said woah-oh, woah-oh I got skeletons in my closet I said woah-oh, woah woah-oh I got skeletons in my closet Ooh, I see bones I see bones, s-see bones Ooh, I see bones Icy bones Say boys don't you see them bones? No? Heart bones, leg bones, ankle bones, arm bones, finger bones, dogie bones, head bones Skeletons in my closet They even know when I'm in my closet It's my.. my closet Not your closet My closet You can have it though whisper Alice we want you Alice Alice A-Alice What? Whaddya want? You Want It, You Got It [3:14] You want money - mm You want lots of love - ah Want a Ferrari - zoom Oh, don't you get enough - ah, too bad Hmm, I can get it You want it, you got it You want it, you got it Mmm ... OK ... 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